Wife – Can you please learn to share just like I share everything with you…?
Husband – what’s wrong with you now?
Wife – you are a selfish man…
Husband – can you please tell me what the hell did I do?
Wife – that folder on your laptop..
It’s called ‘My Documents’.
Why couldn’t you name it as ‘Our Documents’…?
I hate you…
Husband is still trying to contact Bill Gates for name change request…